Timeout - Bye Bye, Oh Canada Wednesday will be a sad, sad day in my life. I bid farewell to the provider of many a night of fun, in my good friend Oh, Canada. I've known you but a short time, but this time has been a joyous experience for myself, and from what I heard, you too.
I will miss you as you head back to the land of the Maple Leaf, and you can continue to barrack for your shithouse ice-hockey team back in Toronto. You can go back to Hicksville (that's Orangeville) and dream about my beautiful country. And you can remember the good times we had.
Maybe I'll see you when I visit Toronto next April/May, or maybe I will have moved on (hehe Maybe lol) as may you have. However you will always have a special place, somewhere in my mind, as you were the first ever Canadian, and hopefully not the last.
Au revoir you gorgeous girl, and take care. I shall think of you during my date on Wednesday night, and again on Thursday when I have a crack at the new Trivia waitress.
Safe travels.
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posted by mcdav at
21:02
5 Comments:
mcdav. (I'm still laughing as I type this)
If you have made this up, then you should be writing for tv or radio (great stuff)!
BUT, if this "scene" is from your real life, then you definately should be writing for tv, radio or even stand-up!
The first bit had me taken in, but the last bit...That's some funny shit.
It's definitely real life stuff mate. I call it all as I see it. No holds barred.
Plus I really, really, really, like chicks.
McDav.... You got pics of all the other chicks in this list, why not the prodigal Canadian?
Or was it that you preferred looking at her with a canadin flag over her head..?
No, no, she's a cutie. I just prefer keeping some aspects of my life to myself.
I know, shock horror.
Hey what a great site keep up the work its excellent.
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