#23 - Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
A few years ago these you lasses would've ranked so much higher. Unfortunately one decided an eating disorder was required, and the other just strikes me as a bit of a whore. That and they turned 18.... Just Kidding.

So what of Mary Kate and Ashley? Well, there's two of them. It's like getting your best girlfriend cloned and getting to have sex with both her and her clone at the same time. That would be pretty cool. I know some people don't agree, but who's the fascist dictator here? That's right! ME!

Looking down the list of girls to follow, its easy to see why MK&A ranked at the bottom. The fact that they are billionaires nearly pumped them up a little, but in all honestly as much as I like my girls lightweight, Bulimia and Anorexia just don't it for me.

Kudos to MK&A for fighting the good fight. Now that you've both kicked your health issues, as well as your drug and alcohol problems you do have a chance to move your way up the list. However, for now, you'll have to content with being the Mark Bolton of the list.

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