#13 - Elisha Cuthbert
Oh good God yes! Imagine looking out of your bedroom window and seeing Elisha getting her kit off. No you clown, not my ex Elisha. That would be shattering. I mean Cuthbert! You know, Jack Bauer's daughter.

Imagine that.... you're this old bloke who hasn't had a good lay in a while, and your daughter is Elisha Cuthbert. Man, you'd have to tap that. Wouldn't you?

So she's played a porn star, a school kid (my god, did I love her in Old School) and of course, she got nailed pretty hard in that Paris Hilton flick. No, not that one.

So why is she at number 13? Well, her name hurts her. It's my ex's name too, and that doesn't sit well with me. She's nothing like Andy Lovett, although every time she's on screen I get excited. Every time Lovey gets the ball, I get pretty pumped too. Similarities end there though.

Anyway, here's my number 13. She's very hot, which is a good thing.

P.S. How good's the picture?

Next: She can be pretty persuasive, especially when October comes around.