#18 - Carla Bruni-Sarkozy

What can one say? I guess political leaders of various countries have set a pretty ordinary tone when it comes to "the other half". Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, Jeanette Howard, Therese (hahahahahahahahahahaha) Rein and even Lyudmilla Putin are all 12-beer minimums, and it's been a number of decades since JFK and Jackie O were on the scene - granted Jackie O was more elegant than she was "hot"! Even JFK needed a bit on the side!

This all changed though in February of 2008 when Carla Bruni, singer, model and heiress to the Italian tyre manufacturing company CEAT, married French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Now Nicolas may not be the most hideous being on the planet, but he is a politician. Therefore the man automatically lacks personality, is a liar, a cheat, and will stop at nothing to get what he wants. He's also French which indicates he is arrogant, and likely smells... badly.

It is in this Holy Union, that the rest of the world can take note. It doesn't matter how ugly you are, how much you smell, how arrogant, self centered and hated by the rest of the world you are..... you can still bag yourself a model wife like Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. I'm sure Nicolas never thought in his wildest dreams he'd have a chance to nail this beauty.

Let's stop for a minute, and reflect on the types of men that Carla Bruni has actually dated in her life;
Louis Bertignac - Hardly a looker.

Mick Jagger - Enough Said.

Eric Clapton - Mr Personality and does he even have a chin?

Leos Carax - Dirty Man

Laurent Fabius - Former PM and possible Pedo.

So there you have it. If you can play music, make movies or are a politician, you're a chance at landing a Carla Bruni-Sarkozy type.

All in all, when I reflect on 2008 and I ponder the real reason Carla Bruni-Sarkozy changed the world, I can only come up with one thing..........

She got her baps out.

Peace.

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