#2 - Willa Holland

It's been a pleasure knowing you all, and I look forward to catching up with you once I'm out of prison. Unfortunately a stunner is more important than living life on the outside, so I just had to introduce you all to this little honey.

Who the fuck is Willa Holland? Well, she shot to "fame" after playing Marissa Cooper's little sister Kaitlin in The O.C. Remember Kaitlin? She was the one that appeared in about the first 3 episodes of the first season, only to be shipped off to boarding school after Jimmy and his whorish wife split. Willa didn't play the original Kaitlin.

Anyway, at some stage during the 3rd season the directors decided that the show needed something. Enter Kaitlin (oh good God I thought you'd never ask!), the estranged sister of the big "Coop". So they went looking for a young, nubile actress with the ability to portray a little bitch. They really could've called me and I would've given them a list of my ex-girlfriends, all of whom would have played the bitch role with aplomb. Instead we got Willa. I aint complaining.
They found Willa after she did some modelling for some unknown company in California. Obviously I'm pretty happy they found her, otherwise my Top 23 wouldn't have a number 2. They wrote her into a couple of episodes, and then pissed her off again. They then decided killing Mischa's character off was necessary, mainly because Mischa was getting too big for the show. Yup, you're just huge Mischa. Again, Enter Kaitlin.... (I quite enjoy the idea of this. Are you getting that impression?).
It seems that Willa is now a permanent fixture on The O.C. for what will inevitably be it's final season in Season 4. This, coupled with her being permanently fixed in my mind, is a bonus in that it will make The O.C. watchable again. Let's just hope it's a really hot summer. Mmmm Summer.
Willa is a couple of season's away from really hitting her straps, but for know I'll sit back and enjoy the fact that I found her before any of you. I can spot talent, and Willa oozes it. Pity she has such a shit name.
Lads, enjoy Willa, and look out for her first Tits OOT in the future.
P.S. Her line about getting a boob job in The O.C. made me want to do her more.

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