Showgirls... Absolutely Frightening.
So maybe I did take today off because I was incredibly frustrated with work. To teach those who work for me a greater work ethic, and what its like to have to do things on your own occasionally. Or maybe I took today off so I could purchase tickets to Pearl Jam. Or maybe I took today off to watch Showgirls? You know, that movie with the chick from Saved By the Bell that Slater was going out with. Ha ha, Slater.

Anyway to the important news! I am going to Pearl Jam. Yup. Jealous? You should be!

Now, Showgirls. I just happened to stumble across this one, whilst surfing through the movie channels on Foxtel on this brilliant afternoon. Now if I tried to go into great detail about the plot and theme of the movie, I would fail. All I know is, some chick who WAS a stripper (SBtB chick) decides to go and work at a place called StarDust in Vegas. Apparently this is a big step, because rather than starting with clothes on, and getting her tits oot, she just has her tits oot all the time. I can see the obvious difference.

Anyway, something happens and she gets to be the lead in the show after she pushes the other lead down the stairs, and her best friend gets gang banged by a rock star and his mates. I am not entirely sure of the relevance the latter has, but fuck it, it added to the story line. Anyway, lead chick fucks some bloke that works at StarDust too, and she isn't really who she says she is or something. To be honest, its very difficult to be aware of the exact story line when there are so many pairs of boobs on the screen. I am actually not entirely sure if there even is a fucking story line. But the boobs and lez action placed strategically throughout the movie, more than make up for it.

Now there's boats on the screen. I'm not sure what softcore porn and boats are doing in the same movie (note: Pam and Tommy's movie was Hardcore, and I can understand the necessity for boats in that instance), however I am going to allow it at this time.

I'm keen to know how this titty flick finishes, but to be honest I don't care. As long as there are tits oot until the end, I have a feeling this movie will sustain its raiting of 2 nipples up.